340 miles yields cuts, bruises, bites and burns. This sticker is guaranteed to protect you in some degree if used as directed. Side effects may include daydreaming and no longer sweating the small stuff. Ask your doctor if Riveratol is right for you.
Limited edition. 700 stickers. All proceeds to Missouri River Relief!
You’ve voluntarily put yourself through the meat grinder known as the MR340. Congratulations. You’ve earned the right to wear this shirt with pride. Whether a paddler or a ground crew, you’ve pushed to the limit and just a little bit beyond. Map of the course on the back so you can remind people how long 340 miles really is. Free Shipping!
Spread the word to the uninitiated. Life really IS better on the river. Super soft material. Free Shipping.
Extend your paddling season with warm beanies! All proceeds go to Missouri River Relief. Free shipping!
Rugged, tough and stamped right onto your boat or car. Looks bulletproof. Probably is. Proceeds to Missouri River Rellief!
Support teams make it happen! Ultra soft material keeps them cool and comfortable. Map of race course on back so they don’t forget where to go next! FREE shipping. Gray shirts are pictured. Also available with red shirt/black ink.
Comes in both Green and Red Clay. Front of shirt is distressed skull and paddles with “Established 2006″ beneath. Limited supply. Ultra soft cotton blend. Feels like you don’t have anything on at all. FREE shipping.
Let the beads of condensation on this sticker cool your thoughts on a hot day of paddling. Affix this to your boat or car and you are guaranteed to feel .333 degrees cooler simply by staring at it. 100% of proceeds (every dime) goes to Missouri River Relief. Free shipping!
Same shirt worn by the amazing athletes who paddle the MR340. Now you can own one! Lightweight, wicking material feels like silk on your skin. Keeps you cool and dry. And when I say cool, I mean cool.
Big full moon logo on front. 340 mile map on back.
I have about 60 of these left in XL and L only. Shipping is free.
Most popular shirt ever. Comfortable, wicking material will keep you cool and dry on the river. Big full moon logo on the front and race map on back will make folks you pass on the street get out of your way. Only medium size remains. Shipping is FREE.
Yes, there’s a real Highway 340 on the eastern side of the state…but it’s only 19 miles long! So we added our own touch to this replica just so folks know you eat 19 miles for breakfast. 100% of proceeds go to Missouri River Relief. Free shipping.
Only 1000 printed! All proceeds from the sale of these go 100% to Missouri River Relief, charitable partner of the MR340. Shipping is free! Learn more about Missouri River Relief at www.riverrelief.org
Long sleeve, ultra soft, high thread count cotton. Extra stretchy for post race muscle bulging. Distressed hero-style logo on front and distressed course map on back. Shipping is FREE.
The 2012 edition features UV resistant materials and a super hero style to compliment your car or boat or chest. 100% of purchase goes straight to Missouri River Relief to help keep the Missouri River healthy. Free shipping on orders of two or more stickers. Only 1000 stickers made. When they are gone, they are GONE. And we run out every year.
If you missed Season One of Rivermiles on your local PBS station, here’s you chance to own them all! 6 episodes PLUS the mysterious Lost Episode of Rocheport, MO. AND a bonus disc of extra footage from all 7 voyages. Great gift for the river enthusiast on your list. Free Shipping.
You see them all over town. Stickers on the back of cars decrying some mileage conquered. 13.1 or 26.2, etc. Make a statement with your sticker. I paddled 340 miles, buddy. And I added the .0 just to irritate you.
Shipping is free.